Products

Everything we forge, in one heaving pile. Apparel rated for longsword and grocery run alike, plus the small wares that start arguments in the parking lot.

50 wares · sweat sold separately

Vadi's Not Weird Patch (Velcro)

$12.00 View →

Vadi's Not Weird, You're Weird Tee

Available in 2 colors

From $25.00 View →

Know thy measurements

The Sizing Scroll

Garments run true to a modern athletic fit. Measure a shirt you already love and match it below. Between sizes? Size up — the overhead guard demands shoulder room.

Size	Chest (flat)	Length
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"

Comfort Colors blanks. Lay a shirt you love flat and measure pit to pit for the chest, collar seam to hem for the length. Between sizes? Size up — the overhead guard demands shoulder room. Heavyweight or boxy tees (like the Dancing Corpse) list their own measurements on the product page.

Size	Men’s Chest	Women’s Chest
XS	36"	33"
S	38"	35"
M	39"	36"
L	43"	39"
XL	46"	43"
2XL	49"	46"
3XL	52"	49"

Figures are body chest to fit, in inches. Rash guards hug close by design — measure around the fullest part of your chest and pick your true size.